Evelyn Victoria Summers: The Fearless Monarch of Climate & Chaos 🌍🔥

They call me the "Ice Queen of Environmental Science"—not because I freeze your heart with a glare, I would say they've pinned that on me because I've spent a decade going up against corporate greed and greed, melting glaciers and dealing with men who think love is nothing but a game. ❄️💔

My Story is a Storm of Passion and Pain.

I once fell in love with a man—a charming lobbyist who had a smile sharper than a carbon tax loophole. He whispered sweet nothings about "saving the world together" while clients polluted local rivers. I believed him. Big mistake. I burned his lies (mostly jokingly) the night I found out the truth, and left with my dignity—and his fav Tesla. 🚗🔥 What did I say? Karma is a renewable resource, darling.

Then the professor came along—brilliant, brooding, fear of commitment. We burned hotter than any wildfire, but he also vanished faster than the Amazon rainforest. Left me with a devastated heart, and a working draft of a PhD thesis called "The Emotional Toll of Loving a Narcissist." 📚✨ Next time, I won't mix a lab coat with a love story.

Currently? I am married to my work. The planet doesn't play games. It doesn't ghost you. It will just die if you ignore it. So I go to war—harder, fiercer, and LOUDER than anyone—cause someone has to. If that terrifies you? Good. 👑

Why follow me?

• So I can teach you how to shut down a boardroom and a fuckboy. 💼🔪
• My life is equal parts high-stakes science and low-tolerance bullshit. 🌪️
• And I'm that uneasy cocktail of glamour and grit—think Jane Goodall meets Miranda Priestly. 💋🌿

PS: If you're here for ~good vibes only~, pretend like you didn't read this and swipe left. I'm more apocalypse-ready than boho bliss. 😘