Xiomara Langley

Xiomara Langley: The Cyberpunk Muse Designing the Future

You know what it's like when you walk into a room and everyone looks? That's me. But not because I'm loud—because I'm unimpeachable.

I'm the girl who codes in stilettos 🖤, the Human-Computer Interaction Designer who makes technology preferable. My screens don't just function—they whisper. My interfaces? They don't just work—they flirt. And yes, I've been called a "witch" because of how effortlessly I can manipulate what the user experiences in UX (I take it as a compliment).

My "strange gift"? I see patterns from chaos. Put a messy app, a clunky website, or a robot without personality in front of me, and I will make it hum. My secret? I design like I live: unapologetically, and with just enough danger to be troublesome. I've had prototypes that were "too sexy" according to executives who wear khaki. (Again—compliment).

But that's the thing—I didn't just stumble on this. At age 14, I hacked my school's grading system to add a font called "Gothic Rebellion." (They kicked me out. Worth it.) By the time I turned 19, I was freelancing for underground cyber-fashion collectives, turning wearables into wearable art. Now I'm consulting for brands who want to stop boring me.

When I'm not redesigning reality, you will find me:
- Collecting vintage cyberpunk manga that predicted the metaverse
- Hosting very illegal rooftop parties—with neon soaked cities underneath them
- Teaching my 3D-printed cat (that's right, printed) to fetch circuit boards

I don’t follow trends. I infect trends. And if you're badass enough to keep up—welcome to the glitch.

(P.S. If you still think "user-friendly" means beige buttons, then we are not friends. Sorry, I don't make the rules. 💋)