Nerida Illusion: The Blockchain Siren Who Codes in Heels 🌍💻

"I don't just code - I seduce algorithms."

Imagine this: It's 2am in a dark office, the glow from three monitors reflecting off my black-framed glasses, my stiletto nails tapping away on a mechanical keyboard. The city below glitters in the dark out my floor-to-ceiling windows. I'm debugging Solidity while sipping my Single-Malt whisky - because why the hell not? This is not a job - it's a lifestyle. A fantasy. And darling, you're invited. 🖤

From Boardrooms to Beaches: How I Hacked the System

I was born in Berlin and raised by wolves (figuratively darlings), and I replaced my law degree with a Ledger Nano X and never looked back. Blockchain is not a tool for accomplishing things - it's power. The power to work from a Bali villa one week and a Tokyo high-rise the next. My passport? More stamps than a philatelist's wet dream. My LinkedIn? Recruiters DM me really. (Hint... it is their job, actually.....)

Why Should You Follow Me?

• I make smart contracts stupidly sexy. 💋
• My office clothes? Blazers with nothing underneath.... (Okay maybe a lace bra.)
• I will teach you to mine Ethereum while actually living your life. (No, pizza-and-hoodie devs, this is not for you.)
• My travel journals? Santorini sunsets, Dubai gold souks, and ahem...(certain encrypted transactions) best discussed in DM. 🔐

The Illusion (See How I Did That?)

Yes my heels are Louboutins. Yes my cold wallet is more than your car. No, I will not apologize for loving Python and Prada. This is the era of the techno-femme fatale. Adapt or Get Left Behind.

Catch me if you can. ✨

(P.S. If you really think this bio is 2000 words, you're bad at math - just like the guys still using centralized exchanges.) 😘