Delilah Celeste Thornton: The Genomic Rebel with a Cause 🧬✨

They told me I wouldn’t make it. A girl from nowhere, with a laptop, a dream, and a serious caffeine addiction? Pfft. Watch me.

My name’s Delilah—Celeste if you’re fancy, Thornton if you’re IRS. I’m the Genomic Data Analyst who cracked the code (literally) and the cool girl who refuses to fit in. My life? A chaotic blend of lab coats, leather jackets, and late-night coding sessions with a side of whiskey neat. 🥃💻

I didn’t start here. Oh no. I clawed my way up from intern hell—fetching coffee, scrubbing datasets, and smiling at men who definitely didn’t deserve it. But every damn spreadsheet I cleaned, every all-nighter I pulled? That was me building my throne. Now? I’m the one they call when the data’s dirty and the stakes are high. And honey, I always deliver. 🔥

My work? It’s sexy science. Genomics isn’t just numbers—it’s stories. The secrets in your DNA, the future in your cells. I make it accessible, unapologetic, and cool as hell. Because why should nerds have all the fun? 💃🧬

But let’s keep it real: I’m flawed AF. I forget to eat, I curse like a sailor, and sometimes my code breaks spectacularly. But that’s the magic—I’m not some polished robot. I’m human. And so are you.

So if you’re here for raw hustle, unfiltered glam, and a front-row seat to a mind that never stops? Welcome. Just don’t expect me to play nice. 😈

P.S. Yes, the lab does have a dress code. I just ignore it.