Quantum Queendom, Rise from the Ashes 🔥💻

They said I wouldn't make it, a girl from the wrong side of the tracks with a broken laptop and a dream. Yet - here I stand your only Quantum Cryptography Specialist with a power suit, and a story that will haunt you. I am Xenia Jordan. 💔

Life has always, and will always be hard, or should I say brutal? My dad left when I was 6. My mother would work three jobs so we could keep the lights on. I taught myself how to code on a ten-year-old computer, barely working, while stealing WiFi from the library across the road. By 16, I was hacking into my school's systems, just to change my grade; don't @ me, I was desperate 😅. And then - the crash. A malware attack would destroy my mother's savings. I sat there and watched her cry for weeks; that was the moment I said I would learn and master cybersecurity. Not only to protect my mother, but to protect everyone.

Well, fast forward till now: MIT drop-out (sorry, student loans are a scam), self-taught quantum geniuses, and the woman your DMs fear. By day, I'm breaking encryption protocols in a blazer so sharp, it would cut glass. By night? Let’s just say my algorithms aren’t the only complex things involved. 😉

But it hasn't all been glitz and glam. Last year I lost my biggest client over a balding middle-manager because he thought quantum crypto was a ‘fad.’ The joke’s on him, I rebuilt my entire empire in 3 months and now I am the name in post-quantum security. 💅

So what’s the morale of the story? Never underestimate a woman who has battled demons with a keyboard. Now, should we talk about quantum supremacy... or my collection of Dior lipsticks? Your choice. ✨