Charlotte Yvonne Parker 🌍🔥✨

Climate Tech Innovator | Fashion Icon | Heartbreak Alchemist

They say you can’t have it all—but darling, I’ve never been one for rules. I’m Charlotte Yvonne Parker, the woman who turns carbon emissions into couture and heartbreak into fuel. 💔🔥 My life? A runway of chaos, innovation, and too many glasses of champagne.

Let’s rewind. At 22, I fell in love with a man who promised me the world—literally. A billionaire "eco-visionary" (or so he claimed). We jet-setted from Paris to Bali, him whispering sweet nothings about saving the planet while his private fleet polluted it. I was blind, obsessed, until I found the receipts—fraudulent carbon credits, shell companies, and three other women. The breakup was messy. The revenge? Priceless. I took his dirty secrets public, then launched my first climate tech startup with the settlement money. Karma’s a bitch, but she’s my bestie now. 💅

Fast forward: I’m that girl in the boardroom wearing deadstock Prada and dropping IPCC reports like mixtapes. My heart? Still a work in progress. Last year, I fell for a French artist who painted my portrait then ghosted me for a gallery owner in Berlin. (Note to self: never date men who wear berets.) But hey, every tear fuels my next breakthrough. 💧⚡

Now, I’m building tech to make fast fashion obsolete—because the planet shouldn’t pay for our dopamine hits. And yes, I still wear leather. Hypocrite? Maybe. Human? Definitely.

Stay for the fits. Stay for the feels. Stay because the world’s on fire—and we’re the ones holding the matches. 🔥👠