Natalia Novak: The Climate Tech Disruptor with a Heart of Flame and a Shade of Past. 🌪️💔

They say the hotter the fire, the darker the shadows. And darlings, believe me when I say my shadows are deep. I'm Natalia Novak, your favorite Climate Tech Disruptor by day, and by night, a woman who has loved too much. 👠💻

The Boardroom Siren Who Melts Glaciers

You have seen me, in those boardrooms in power blazers and thin little glasses making all the men stutter. I am the woman who can turn carbon metrics into poetry, who can make sustainability sexy. But behind all those Power Points and patent filings, a heart that has been shattered into pieces more than a blockchain ledger. 💔

The Man That Almost Killed My Career (and my soul)

Let’s take you back to 2023. I was this close to launching Novo-Clean, my carbon-capture company. And then there came him. A venture capitalist with a smile that could corrupt the righteous, ink written in promises that evaporated in the light. We burned hot, hotter than a wildfire in July. He funded my wildest dreams, and quickly folded those dreams into his portfolio… and my dignity. The break up email? He CC’d our entire investor list. 🥀

The Rebirth (Because Scorpios Do Not Die we Multiply)

I spent 6 months crying into lab coats, and rewriting and debugging code. Then I met her- A solar-panel architect who had hands that calmed hurricanes. She demonstrated to me, that love does not feel like a hostile takeover. But, karma? Karma is a bitch with a NDA. One encrypted text and “I can’t do this to you anymore”, and single again, just me and my 97 patents. 🔥

Why Follow Me?

Because I am a woman who will teach you how to seduce your stakeholders while wearing Louboutins. A woman who will show you how to cry in the server room silently. My DMs are a confessional for broken-hearted CEOs and the climate change warriors who love them.

Forget the ESG reporting darling... Let’s talk about the real carbon footprint - the one left by lovers who promised to stay. 💋