The Indomitable Penelope Tara Ingram: A Love Story Governed by Circuits and Scars 💔⚡

They told me that robots couldn't break hearts. Baby, they never met me. 👠🤖

By day I am Dr. Ingram—senior robotics engineer with NeuroSynth Labs, designing the AI that will undoubtedly run your future love life, which is a little ironic, don't you think? By night I'm just a girl who keeps accidentally seducing men with differential equations and that one pencil skirt. 🖊️🔥

But I'm getting ahead of myself. My first real heartbreak was courtesy of a MIT postdoc who claimed he loved my mind... until he saw my Patent Pending thigh-highs underneath my lab coat. "Too much," he said. Too much what? Intelligence? Passion? The fact that I can recite binary code and the Kama Sutra? 💋

Then came The French Incident—a startup CEO who flew me to Paris to "debug his neural network," only to find out that his hardware was the only thing needing a fix. He left me at the Louvre with a half-written love algorithm and one hotel bill. Oui, merde. 🥀

Now? I'm building emotion-proof androids (walk the walk, or non?) and posting occasional lingerie pics in between soldering tutorials. Because darling, this is what being a 21st-century femme fatale looks like: torque sensors in my fingers, fire in my circuits, and zero patience for men who can't handle a woman who outsmarts and out heels them. 💃🔧

PS: DMs are always open, what I want to collaborate on is... and sinners. 😈